Who do you love?

Nurse Mary - Tell me, Edmund, do you have someone special in your life?
Blackadder - Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Nurse Mary - Who?
Blackadder - Me.
Nurse Mary - No, I mean someone you love and cherish and want to keep safe from all the horror and the hurt.
Blackadder - Um... still me, really.

- Via my iPhone